Category: Movie Review – No Spoilers

A great cast, a great story, a great genre and ... yet I am still sensing some Hostiles-ity towards the movie

Gerard Butler is a bad good guy and 50 Cent / Pornstache / Ice Cube Jr are good bad guys ... it balances out right?

Finally a ... Bright ... spot in Will Smith's filmography

The water stayed in the same shape the entire time .... and they never show the Black Lagoon or Hellboy!

We not only get a Jumanji spin-off, but a reboot of The Hot Chick! Starring Jack Black as a phone obsessed high school mean girl who learns the errors of her ways.

A circus movie that didn't have clowns or funny mirrors ... but there was a decent showman

The Last Jedi ... except Jedi is plural ... so is Rey included? Does Luke die? Is Kylo a Jedi? Spoilers ahead!

This is not about Lyndon Johnson's wife or Hank Hill's dog ... just a middle class white girl in a Catholic school.

Who names their city after a car? Plus there wasn't an El Camino in the movie.

Despite the title, there wasn't chocolate anywhere in the movie

I counted three billboards, Woody Harrelson cussed out his kids, and Sam Rockwell made fun of Peter Dinklage.

Justice League ... Kid tested and mother (box) approved!

Daddys Home Two follows the trend of parents joining their troubled adult children for Christmas movies, even though Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet.

Murder on the Orient Express, or "How the Most Whimsical Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts Became the Best Sherlock Since Sherlock ... With a Double Mustache"

A Bad Moms Christmas is a good comedy with a lot of moms taking place during Christmas. It also gets me pumped for the eventual Bad Grandmoms movie

Geostorm is a perfect ... storm ... of a bad movie.

Wheelman is the original Netflix crime / mystery movie you didn't know was missing from your life.

Before Marty McFly went back to the wild west with a bullet proof vest, Eastwood perfected it.

A bullied kid becomes a man with the help of his babysitter ... and her satanic cult ... in a roundabout way

If someone gave Jigsaw a math book at an impressionable age, he might have created The Cube.

The last solid movie Shyamalan for 15 years. If only he saw the ..... Signs.

If you took a short from the World War Z book and expanded on it, this is it in movie form.

Blade Runner 2049: a sequel to Blade Runner and math mosaic game 2048.

Hawkeye is a tracker, Scarlet Witch is an inexperienced FBI agent, The Punisher shows up, and they all end up on a Wyoming Arapahoe Reservation.