A great cast, a great story, a great genre and ... yet I am still sensing some Hostiles-ity towards the movie
Category: Movie Review – No Spoilers
Movie reviews without spoilers
Den of Thieves
Gerard Butler is a bad good guy and 50 Cent / Pornstache / Ice Cube Jr are good bad guys ... it balances out right?
Bright
Finally a ... Bright ... spot in Will Smith's filmography
The Shape of Water
The water stayed in the same shape the entire time .... and they never show the Black Lagoon or Hellboy!
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
We not only get a Jumanji spin-off, but a reboot of The Hot Chick! Starring Jack Black as a phone obsessed high school mean girl who learns the errors of her ways.
The Greatest Showman
A circus movie that didn't have clowns or funny mirrors ... but there was a decent showman
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (Rewatch)
The Last Jedi ... except Jedi is plural ... so is Rey included? Does Luke die? Is Kylo a Jedi? Spoilers ahead!
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
The Last Jedi ... Or is it? Or who is it? Is it plural? So many questions!
Lady Bird
This is not about Lyndon Johnson's wife or Hank Hill's dog ... just a middle class white girl in a Catholic school.
El Camino Christmas
Who names their city after a car? Plus there wasn't an El Camino in the movie.
Coco
Despite the title, there wasn't chocolate anywhere in the movie
Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri
I counted three billboards, Woody Harrelson cussed out his kids, and Sam Rockwell made fun of Peter Dinklage.
Justice League
Justice League ... Kid tested and mother (box) approved!
Daddy’s Home Two
Daddys Home Two follows the trend of parents joining their troubled adult children for Christmas movies, even though Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet.
Murder on the Orient Express
Murder on the Orient Express, or "How the Most Whimsical Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts Became the Best Sherlock Since Sherlock ... With a Double Mustache"
A Bad Moms Christmas
A Bad Moms Christmas is a good comedy with a lot of moms taking place during Christmas. It also gets me pumped for the eventual Bad Grandmoms movie
Geostorm
Geostorm is a perfect ... storm ... of a bad movie.
Wheelman
Wheelman is the original Netflix crime / mystery movie you didn't know was missing from your life.
A Fistful of Dollars
Before Marty McFly went back to the wild west with a bullet proof vest, Eastwood perfected it.
The Babysitter
A bullied kid becomes a man with the help of his babysitter ... and her satanic cult ... in a roundabout way
The Cube
If someone gave Jigsaw a math book at an impressionable age, he might have created The Cube.
Signs
The last solid movie Shyamalan for 15 years. If only he saw the ..... Signs.
Train to Busan
If you took a short from the World War Z book and expanded on it, this is it in movie form.
Blade Runner 2049
Blade Runner 2049: a sequel to Blade Runner and math mosaic game 2048.
Wind River (Rewatch)
Hawkeye is a tracker, Scarlet Witch is an inexperienced FBI agent, The Punisher shows up, and they all end up on a Wyoming Arapahoe Reservation.