Dumbledore and Professor Umbridge's nephew goes to London so a Stepford Wife could play Cruella DeVille. Luckily the girl from Shape of Water has a thing for non-humans.
Laughter is the best medicine ... unless you are actually sick ... then you might want to go to the hospital for actual care.
I am pretty sure the narrator mentions this is a story you might not have heard ... if they did, there is good reason.
A kid movie that will encourage you to read the fine print and avoid killing Santa ... unless you wanted to replace him.
Batman and Wonder Woman almost said it was a "Just Us League" ... but luckily they assembled 6 of the originally planned 7.
Thor: Ragnarok? More like Thor: Ragna-suck! Spoilers ahead .... and if you couldn't tell already, I wasn't a fan.
It's a good thing the rebels could find ... A New Hope ... before Episode IV.
Raiders of the Lost Ark, or the movie famous for its main character being inconsequential.
Hannibal the Cannibal vs Buffalo Bill, via Starling and the lamb
Homecoming: Nothing to do with the Winter Solider and very little with the school dance
The Third Man ... you should know who it is based on casting alone!
There's a lot to be learned about Time, Death,and Love from Collateral Beauty, but never forget the other lesson. There's a big difference between philanthropist and philanderer.
Second time watching the movie and I still didn't see the invisible jet!
You wanted a review of The Princess Bride? As you wish ... You didn't? Inconceivable!!
Creed ... or how I learned to say "bullshit" in sign language
Empire Records is similar to the USA channel, characters welcome! Granted if they can do work or follow the man ... they need not apply.
Colin Firth is on a crusade against speech impediments in movies with the word King in the title. In a sequel to The King's Speech, he now takes on Sam Jackson and the lisp.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword ... more like King Arthur: Legend of King Arthur and Not Knights of No Tables
The Guardians are back to save the universe ... but mainly their friends that have become family. Guess they spent too much time around Vin Diesel while he was voicing Groot and planning the Fast and Furious franchise.
Throw some B-list celebrities, Rush, Star Wars and you will end up with Kristen Bell
The truth is ... Robert Downey Jr is Iron Man. You should have known that since that has been his alter ego for the past decade.
Dr. Jones: "THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!" (cue Indiana Jones destroying multiple items and areas that also belong in a museum resulting in a monumental loss of culture and property damage while killing several people with zero consequences)
The best Batman movie that never was! Instead of a crime fighting detective, Ben Affleck plays a crime fighting accountant ... with a special appearance from the Punisher.
Fast Five was a ... SAFE ... play. It ... VAULTed ... over the competition. You could almost sat that it ... ROCKed ...
In this version of Rewatch Review, I will be noting what I would have changed. Maybe one day I can get paid to be a script doctor ...