Dumbledore and Professor Umbridge's nephew goes to London so a Stepford Wife could play Cruella DeVille. Luckily the girl from Shape of Water has a thing for non-humans.
Category: Movie Review – Spoilers
Don’t read if you want to avoid ruining the movie
The Big Sick
Laughter is the best medicine ... unless you are actually sick ... then you might want to go to the hospital for actual care.
Fred Claus (Rewatch)
I am pretty sure the narrator mentions this is a story you might not have heard ... if they did, there is good reason.
The Santa Clause (Rewatch)
A kid movie that will encourage you to read the fine print and avoid killing Santa ... unless you wanted to replace him.
Justice League (Rewatch)
Batman and Wonder Woman almost said it was a "Just Us League" ... but luckily they assembled 6 of the originally planned 7.
Thor: Ragnarok
Thor: Ragnarok? More like Thor: Ragna-suck! Spoilers ahead .... and if you couldn't tell already, I wasn't a fan.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (Rewatch)
It's a good thing the rebels could find ... A New Hope ... before Episode IV.
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Rewatch)
Raiders of the Lost Ark, or the movie famous for its main character being inconsequential.
The Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal the Cannibal vs Buffalo Bill, via Starling and the lamb
Spider-Man: Homecoming (Rewatch)
Homecoming: Nothing to do with the Winter Solider and very little with the school dance
The Third Man
The Third Man ... you should know who it is based on casting alone!
Collateral Beauty
There's a lot to be learned about Time, Death,and Love from Collateral Beauty, but never forget the other lesson. There's a big difference between philanthropist and philanderer.
Wonder Woman (Rewatch)
Second time watching the movie and I still didn't see the invisible jet!
The Princess Bride (Rewatch)
You wanted a review of The Princess Bride? As you wish ... You didn't? Inconceivable!!
Creed (Rewatch)
Creed ... or how I learned to say "bullshit" in sign language
Empire Records (Rewatch)
Empire Records is similar to the USA channel, characters welcome! Granted if they can do work or follow the man ... they need not apply.
Kingsman: The Secret Service (Rewatch)
Colin Firth is on a crusade against speech impediments in movies with the word King in the title. In a sequel to The King's Speech, he now takes on Sam Jackson and the lisp.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (Spoilers)
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword ... more like King Arthur: Legend of King Arthur and Not Knights of No Tables
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (Spoilers)
The Guardians are back to save the universe ... but mainly their friends that have become family. Guess they spent too much time around Vin Diesel while he was voicing Groot and planning the Fast and Furious franchise.
Fanboys (Rewatch)
Throw some B-list celebrities, Rush, Star Wars and you will end up with Kristen Bell
Iron Man (Rewatch)
The truth is ... Robert Downey Jr is Iron Man. You should have known that since that has been his alter ego for the past decade.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Rewatch)
Dr. Jones: "THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!" (cue Indiana Jones destroying multiple items and areas that also belong in a museum resulting in a monumental loss of culture and property damage while killing several people with zero consequences)
The Accountant (Rewatch)
The best Batman movie that never was! Instead of a crime fighting detective, Ben Affleck plays a crime fighting accountant ... with a special appearance from the Punisher.
Fast Five (Rewatch)
Fast Five was a ... SAFE ... play. It ... VAULTed ... over the competition. You could almost sat that it ... ROCKed ...
Logan (Rewatch)
In this version of Rewatch Review, I will be noting what I would have changed. Maybe one day I can get paid to be a script doctor ...
