A great cast, a great story, a great genre and ... yet I am still sensing some Hostiles-ity towards the movie
Den of Thieves
Gerard Butler is a bad good guy and 50 Cent / Pornstache / Ice Cube Jr are good bad guys ... it balances out right?
Paddington
Dumbledore and Professor Umbridge's nephew goes to London so a Stepford Wife could play Cruella DeVille. Luckily the girl from Shape of Water has a thing for non-humans.
Bright
Finally a ... Bright ... spot in Will Smith's filmography
The Big Sick
Laughter is the best medicine ... unless you are actually sick ... then you might want to go to the hospital for actual care.
Fred Claus (Rewatch)
I am pretty sure the narrator mentions this is a story you might not have heard ... if they did, there is good reason.
The Shape of Water
The water stayed in the same shape the entire time .... and they never show the Black Lagoon or Hellboy!
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
We not only get a Jumanji spin-off, but a reboot of The Hot Chick! Starring Jack Black as a phone obsessed high school mean girl who learns the errors of her ways.
The Santa Clause (Rewatch)
A kid movie that will encourage you to read the fine print and avoid killing Santa ... unless you wanted to replace him.
The Greatest Showman
A circus movie that didn't have clowns or funny mirrors ... but there was a decent showman
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (Rewatch)
The Last Jedi ... except Jedi is plural ... so is Rey included? Does Luke die? Is Kylo a Jedi? Spoilers ahead!
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
The Last Jedi ... Or is it? Or who is it? Is it plural? So many questions!
Lady Bird
This is not about Lyndon Johnson's wife or Hank Hill's dog ... just a middle class white girl in a Catholic school.
El Camino Christmas
Who names their city after a car? Plus there wasn't an El Camino in the movie.
Coco
Despite the title, there wasn't chocolate anywhere in the movie
Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri
I counted three billboards, Woody Harrelson cussed out his kids, and Sam Rockwell made fun of Peter Dinklage.
Justice League (Rewatch)
Batman and Wonder Woman almost said it was a "Just Us League" ... but luckily they assembled 6 of the originally planned 7.
Justice League
Justice League ... Kid tested and mother (box) approved!
Top Ten Superhero Movies
Everything you would expect and then some ... meaning I left at least a few of your favorites off my list.
Daddy’s Home Two
Daddys Home Two follows the trend of parents joining their troubled adult children for Christmas movies, even though Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet.
Murder on the Orient Express
Murder on the Orient Express, or "How the Most Whimsical Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts Became the Best Sherlock Since Sherlock ... With a Double Mustache"
A Bad Moms Christmas
A Bad Moms Christmas is a good comedy with a lot of moms taking place during Christmas. It also gets me pumped for the eventual Bad Grandmoms movie
Thor: Ragnarok
Thor: Ragnarok? More like Thor: Ragna-suck! Spoilers ahead .... and if you couldn't tell already, I wasn't a fan.
Geostorm
Geostorm is a perfect ... storm ... of a bad movie.
Wheelman
Wheelman is the original Netflix crime / mystery movie you didn't know was missing from your life.
