A great cast, a great story, a great genre and ... yet I am still sensing some Hostiles-ity towards the movie
Gerard Butler is a bad good guy and 50 Cent / Pornstache / Ice Cube Jr are good bad guys ... it balances out right?
Dumbledore and Professor Umbridge's nephew goes to London so a Stepford Wife could play Cruella DeVille. Luckily the girl from Shape of Water has a thing for non-humans.
Finally a ... Bright ... spot in Will Smith's filmography
Laughter is the best medicine ... unless you are actually sick ... then you might want to go to the hospital for actual care.
I am pretty sure the narrator mentions this is a story you might not have heard ... if they did, there is good reason.
The water stayed in the same shape the entire time .... and they never show the Black Lagoon or Hellboy!
We not only get a Jumanji spin-off, but a reboot of The Hot Chick! Starring Jack Black as a phone obsessed high school mean girl who learns the errors of her ways.
A kid movie that will encourage you to read the fine print and avoid killing Santa ... unless you wanted to replace him.
A circus movie that didn't have clowns or funny mirrors ... but there was a decent showman
The Last Jedi ... except Jedi is plural ... so is Rey included? Does Luke die? Is Kylo a Jedi? Spoilers ahead!
The Last Jedi ... Or is it? Or who is it? Is it plural? So many questions!
This is not about Lyndon Johnson's wife or Hank Hill's dog ... just a middle class white girl in a Catholic school.
Who names their city after a car? Plus there wasn't an El Camino in the movie.
Despite the title, there wasn't chocolate anywhere in the movie
I counted three billboards, Woody Harrelson cussed out his kids, and Sam Rockwell made fun of Peter Dinklage.
Batman and Wonder Woman almost said it was a "Just Us League" ... but luckily they assembled 6 of the originally planned 7.
Justice League ... Kid tested and mother (box) approved!
Everything you would expect and then some ... meaning I left at least a few of your favorites off my list.
Daddys Home Two follows the trend of parents joining their troubled adult children for Christmas movies, even though Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet.
Murder on the Orient Express, or "How the Most Whimsical Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts Became the Best Sherlock Since Sherlock ... With a Double Mustache"
A Bad Moms Christmas is a good comedy with a lot of moms taking place during Christmas. It also gets me pumped for the eventual Bad Grandmoms movie
Thor: Ragnarok? More like Thor: Ragna-suck! Spoilers ahead .... and if you couldn't tell already, I wasn't a fan.
Geostorm is a perfect ... storm ... of a bad movie.
Wheelman is the original Netflix crime / mystery movie you didn't know was missing from your life.