Category: Movie Review – No Spoilers

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales ... because Disney brings them back from the dead to fight Jack Sparrow in long winded titles.

If you want to see a Michael Fassbender movie that happens to have some aliens, look no further!

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword ... if you wanted to see a version of Sons of Anarchy in the middle ages then this is for you. Except instead of Harley Davidsons, there is magic!

Don't Think Twice ... about watching this movie. It is about as funny as Funny People oddly enough.

My review on 99% of GOTG2 narrows down the 1% of what is worthwhile ... Drax and Baby Groot!

There's ... some ... thing ... someTHING ... on the wing! Gremlinss went from an idea that mess up all electronics to this movie? ... Ok ... Either way it is Spielberg doing a comedy / horror / Christmas movie.

I finally got around to watching Across the Universe. Few things can beat The Beatles, but this movie might change your opinion on that one way or another.

Fate of the Furious! Or as it might be known as in Japan - Wild Speed: Ice Break. An action packed movie with a lot of laughs. It is far from perfect, but a must see movie of the summer for sure.

Those Power Ranger kids have been go go-ing for quite some time. Now they have cut the cheese and the PG rating for a more mature version.

Beauty and the Beast is a tale as old as time. It is worth revisiting the oldest tale (or at least the 1991 animated version) for the best version.

Before he was King Kong, he was Prince Kong? Either way he has to defend his kingdom against Sam Jackson and some monsters from inside the earth.

Get Out. No seriously, the movie told the main character to get out in the trailers ... but he didn't listen. But you should get in the theatre to see this movie.

Logan joins the ranks of the good X-Men movies, where the bad ones outshine the good ones. It should fill Wolverine with rage it took them this long to get him right for the entire movie and not just portions.

What is coming to a theatre near you this March? More importantly, what do I care about seeing this month?

If you want to see every Ice Cube character rolled into one person fight Charlie Day, then THIS IS THE MOVIE FOR YOU!

The LEGO Batman movie was a great Batman movie that was made possible by LEGOs ... piece by piece.

John Wick 2: Filling in the gaps between John Wick vs the Russian mob and John Wick vs the world.

It Follows ... sometimes ... but always slowly. The only way to get rid of it is to give it to someone else ... sexually.

What is coming out and what am I looking forward to watching?

Reviews are split on Split, but it marks the dawn of M. Night's return to form!

xXx 3, all of the "don't search for this movie on the internet" jokes have all been made. So how about the fact this is the 3rd xXx movie and there are 3 x's in the title!

I only remember seeing the moon twice, and there wasn't a werewolf anywhere to be seen.

Sing - The first movie about animals singing ... in a competition.

La La Land is a story for those shooting for stars and also everyone who was waiting for another Ryan Gosling swoon-inducing role.