Hawkeye and Scarlet Witch try to solve a murder case.
Category: Movie Review – No Spoilers
Movie reviews without spoilers
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
The Kingsman sequel is everything you didn't know was missing from the first ... and a lot more that you wouldn't miss if it had been cut
Home Again
Home Again ... separated mom shacks up with three young artists and hijinks ensue ... to the limit a PG-13 allows
The Babadook
No funny quips for The Babadook. Just a quality horror movie about a ghost that wears a top hat.
American Assassin
Don't ... just don't
IT
IT ... Stranger Things: Stephen King Expanded Universe.
Little Evil
Little Evil - It helps answer the age of question of whether the step kid is bad ... or evil
Cartel Land
Cartel Land tells story of some vigilanties who took up arms against the cartels. Nothing witty for a dry movie ...
Hitman’s Bodyguard
A good guy Deadpool meets Sam Jackson. Deadpool has to protect Sam Jackson ... unless they kill each other first.
Logan Lucky
Logan Lucky: redneck Kylo Ren, redneck James Bond, and redneck Magic Mike decide to rob Nascar
Girl’s Trip
The movie that surprised everyone with how great it was, surprised me with how low the expectations must have been.
200 Cigarettes
It is New Year's Eve before New Year's Eve with some lesser known actors at the time. Plus Dave Chappelle as a groovy cab driver.
The Dark Tower
Matthew McConaughey is a Jedi wizard and Idris Elba is a magical cowboy ... what's not to love?
Atomic Blonde
Joan Wick? Not so much, but she still beats down a lot of people with just as much realism.
Dunkirk
Dunkirk undersold me with the trailers even though they told the entire story in those few minutes.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is similar to Avatar. It is a pretty movie with a thin story and poor acting.
War for the Planet of the Apes
The planet was never filled with apes or controlled by them, so why fight the apes for the planet they don't control?
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Spider-Man: Homecoming is the Spider-Man movie that everyone has been waiting on since Spider-Man 2. We also get at least one more strong villain in the MCU with Vulture.
Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3 joins an illustrious group of trilogies that are all quality movies. I suppose that makes Minions the Hobbit movies to the D
Baby Driver
Baby Driver is a mix between Hot Fuzz and Fast and Furious ... maybe with some Guardians of the Galaxy thrown in for good measure.
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
You know, I don't believe there was a single mention of emails or Hillary Clinton ... but Jim takes on a serious action movie role which should be his last.
Cars 3
Cars 3, the continued trend of Pixar struggling to find a mixture of money from toys and a quality movie.
The Mummy
Tom Cruise gets to show off his abs to attract all the ladies ... even the centuries old ones. Bonus: you get to hear his trademark scream a few times while he does a few crazy stunts.
Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman revitalizes hopes for the DCEU by going back to the start, being less gritty, and following Marvel's blue print
Baywatch
Baywatch is a highly satirized version of the show, except this time we get The Rock instead of Pamela Anderson